okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

the-fashion-school-dropout:

90s era Mark Wahlberg can have my mind BODY and soul

the-fashion-school-dropout:

90s era Mark Wahlberg can have my mind BODY and soul

xxartpopxx:

he gets me

xxartpopxx:

he gets me

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead